It's Fangs Were Red
Jack Prelutsky
It's Fangs were red with bloody gore.
It's eyes were red with menace.
It battered down my bedroom door,
and burst across my bedroom floor,
and with a loud resounding roar
said, " ANYONE FOR TENNIS" |
Rockets
By Robert Hiedbreder
Rockets flying out to space,
Rockets flying every place,
Rockets from Earth
To Venus and Mars:
To silver moons and shinning stars,
Rockets to Galaxies far away,
I think I'll build a rocket someday,
I'll fuel it first.
I'll fly away.
I'll land in time for Christmas day.
On Pluto, Neptune, Saturn or Mars,
On a silver moon or a shinning star. |
Space
By Robert Hiedbreder
Space is...............
Planets like Pluto, Jupiter and Mars,
The Milky way and billions of stars,
Rockets, space ships,UFOs,
Mean Ugly creatures with 36 toes.
Black holes moons and solar rays,
Dark cold places without any days,
Robots, space stations, laser guns,
Different Galaxies with different suns.
Space is a place I'd love to see
If hungry monsters won't get me. |
Creature from Outer Space
By Robert Hiedbreder
"I come from outer space,
And I don't like your face".
"So What
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I have teeth. I can bite .
I have fists. I can fight.
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I have a mouth. I can talk.
I have legs. I can walk.
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I have brains. I can think
I have knees. I can shrink.
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I have hands. I can clap.
I have fingers. I can snap.
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I have feet. I can kick
I have arms. I am quick.
Creature, Creature, you don't scare me !
I am strong. I am rough.
I am brave. I am tough.
So go away and leave me be,
Cause Creature, Creature,
YOU DON'T SCARE ME !
Not at all!
SCAT!" |
Don't Eat Spiders
By Robert Hiedbreder
Daddy said to me,
"Don 't eat spiders,
Don 't you dare.
They may be delicious,
But I don't care.
Don't eat spiders,
Alive or dead,
Don't eat spiders,
That's what I said.
Don't eat spiders,
Even in play,
Fried or mashed,
Or in any way
Don't eat spiders,
That's what I say.
Never, ever,
That's what I say!"
But I answered Daddy,
"Tell me why !
Will I get sick ?
Will I die ?
I'll eat spiders,
I don't care.
I'll eat spiders
On a dare".
I ate a spider
Off the ground.
I swallowed a spider,
It wriggled around.
SUD-DEN-LY.....
I grew eight legs,
They're skinny and hairy.
I shrank to a spider,
Creepy and scary.
I sit in a web,
I eat dead flies,
I watch the world
With eight beady eyes.
So don't eat spiders,
I hope you see,
Unless you want to be
A spider like me.
And don't eat spiders.
Do you see?
Cause if you eat spiders
You might eat me |
Lizzy's Lion
By Dennis Lee
Lizzy had a Lion
With a big bad roar,
And she kept him in the bedroom
By the closet - cupboard door;
Lizzy's lion was n't friendly
Lizzy's lion was n't tame -
Not unless you learn to call him
By his Secret Lion Name.
One dark night, a rotten robber
With a rotten robber mask,
Snuck in through the bedroom window
And he didn't even ask.
And he brought a bag of candy
That was sticky - ickey - sweet,
Just to make friends with a lion
(If a lion he should meet).
First he sprinkled candy forwards,
Then he sprinkled candy back;
Then he picked up Lizzy's piggy - bank
And stuck it in his sack.
But as the rotten robber
Was preparing to depart,
Good old Lizzy's lion wakened
With a snuffle and a start.
And he muttered, ÂCandy?- piffle!'
And he rumbled, ÂCandy?- pooh!'
And he gave the rotten robber
An experimental chew.
Then the rotten robber shooed the lion,
Using every name he knew;
But each time he shoed, the lion
Merely took another chew.
It was: Down, Fido! Leave, Leo!
Shoo, you good old boy!'
But the lion went on munching
With a look of simple joy.
It was: stop, Mopsy! Scram, Samo!
This is a disgrace!'
But the lion went on lunching
With a smile upon his face.
Then old Lizzy heard the rumble,
And old Lizzy heard the fight,
And old Lizzy got her slippers
And turned on the bedroom light.
There was robber on the toy - shelf!
There was robber on the rug!
There was robber in the lion
(Who was looking rather smug)!
But old Lizzy was n't angry
And old Lizzy was n't rough
She simply said the Secret Name:
Lion !- that's enough.
Then old Lizzy and her lion
Took toes & tum & head,
And put them in the garbage,
And they both went back to bed. |
The Marrog
By R. C. Scriven
My desk's at the back of the class
and nobody, nobody knows
I'm Marrog from Mars
With a body of brass
And seventeen fingers and toes
Would n't they shriek if they knew
I've three eyes at the back of my head
And my hair is bright purple
My nose is deep blue,
My teeth are half yellow, half red.
My five arms are silver and spiked
With knives on them sharper than spears
I could go back right now if I liked-
And return in a million light years
I could gobble them all
For I'm seven foot tall
And I'm breathing green flames from my ears.
Would n't they yell if they knew,
If they guessed that a Marrog was here?
Ha-ha they have n't a clue-
Or would n't they tremble with fear !
"Look, look a Marrog!"
They'd all scream - and SMACK
The blackboard would fall and the ceiling would crack
And the teacher would faint, I suppose.
But I grin to myself, sitting right at the back
And nobody, nobody knows.
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